The Horizontal Handbook

A glossary of  terms used often on this blog:

Deja Screw: (1) sex with someone you’ve slept with before in the past can be an ex or someone you may have forgotten you hooked up with previously (2) the eery feeling that you may have slept with someone before

Hit and Run: A one night stand that does not result in any subsequent hook-ups

Hump and Dump: Being broken up with shortly (hours, days) after sex. (ex. On Sex and the City when Berger dumped Carrie via a Post-it note after a night of sex; that was a hump and dump and totally effed up)

One Minute Man: A premature ejaculator or a  man whose sex never lasts more than five minutes.

Relationship Amnesia: When you or a former lover completely forget the reason why you all broke up in the first place.

Seat Filler: The  person you rebound with following the end of a relationship.

Sex Trap: Sex that is so addictive you find yourself doing things you ordinarily wouldn’t (i.e. Facebook stalking, real stalking, giving him money, tolerating cheating, etc)